April 2012
21 posts
Me drinking a protein shake
Me: This isn't gonna be so bad. I'll just mix it right the first time.
Brain: Yea thats right. It was just me that was messing up last night trying to down the 3rd drink of the day. I'll be fine!
Stomach: Oh no not this again. Please! Don't do it!
Brain: Oh shut up its fine!
Muscles: Me want protein! Me want fueeeeel!
Brain: See! Its all set! Just drink it!
Mouth: Oh god its this shit! Oh god no! It takes plain and has the consistency of pancake batter!
Muscles: IMMA BOUT TO START EATING MYSELF.
Me: FINE! Shut u Im drinking it!
Brain, Mouth, Stomach, Me: Ughhhhhhhh no. This is horrid. What s going on?
Muscles: IMMA MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD NAKED SHUT UP AND DRINK.
Me crying in a corner: Ok.........
